It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping.

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home 

to her husband after a day of busy shopping. 

Later on that night when she was getting 

undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on 

the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. 

She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. 

On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 

Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of 

the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" 

Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" 

"Well," she replied, "now you can't complain 

that there's never anything to eat between 

Christmas and New Years!"